i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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