so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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