I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My vagina just clenched in fear
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