if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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