you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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