paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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