Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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