I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Terrible idea I love it
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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