do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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