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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching

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  Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)

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  It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  You love me.

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  That's because, tragically, I adore whores.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?

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• (903): View more from Texas

  So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.

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