Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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