Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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