Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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