Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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