accomplished twins. life is a go
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea