I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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