yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.