He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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