You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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