Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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