yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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