He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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