at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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