I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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