dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
