Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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