I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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