Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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