dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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