DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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