remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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