So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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