shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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