SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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