? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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