We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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