I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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