I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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