The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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