i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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