New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*