I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
