remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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