the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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