I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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