She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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