I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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