It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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