he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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