sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
So vagazzling was a success
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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