Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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