they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
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shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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