Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Randomize
