I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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